How do I contact you?

Email us at helpme@wearelasttube.com. Be polite, or at least funny. We’ll get back to you faster than your Uber does at 2am.

How long does shipping take?

We make everything on demand, just for you. That means 5–7 business days to produce, plus delivery time. Think of it as foreplay. A little wait makes it better.

Do you ship internationally?

We deliver across the UK, EU, and US/Canada, the ride doesn’t stop at the border. If your corner of the world isn’t listed, slide into our inbox and we’ll see if we can get it to you. We like a challenge, and we do our best to come through.

How do I track my order?

Once your order’s ready to roll, you’ll get an email with tracking details. Keep an eye out. It’s the only stalking we’ll actually encourage.

What is your returns policy?

If something arrives faulty, let us know within 14 days. We’ll sort it out, no drama. We don’t ghost people.

How do I find my size?

Check the size guide on each product page. If you’re in doubt, go up a size. Nothing worse than being squeezed when you didn’t ask for it.

How do I care for my items?

Easy. Wash warm with colours that play nice, dry naturally, and don’t overdo it. Treat it right and it will outlast your wildest nights.

Are your products sustainable?

Yes. We use organic cotton where possible, no sweatshop labour, and print on demand to avoid waste. Good for the planet, good for your conscience, good for your style.

Do you offer discounts?

Sometimes, but only for the ones on the guest list. Sign up and you might get the secret code.

Can I follow you on social?

Obviously. Find us at @lwearelasttube. And if you want the uncut version, John’s at @thatjohnm.